Ingredients:

1 onion

3 cloves garlic

1 lb. ground beef

1/2 lb. ground pork

cooked long grain rice

1 head cabbage

4 stalks of celery

1 x 28 oz. can diced tomatoes

2 tablespoons tomato paste

4 cups beef broth

1/4 cup of tomato juice

1 teaspoon thyme

1 teaspoon paprika

1 table spoon Worcestshire sauce

1 bay leaf

salt and pepper to taste

brown meat

Directions:

1. Shove all ingredients except for rice in crock pot.

2. Cook on low for 8 hours.

3. Add cooked rice at the end.

4. Serve with saltine or some shit.

Bon Appetit!